Scripture of the month

And moreover, I say unto you, that salvation doth not come by the law alone; and were it not for the atonement, which, God himself shall make for the sins and iniquities of his people, that they must unavoidably perish, notwithstanding the law of Moses.

Mosiah 13:28

Thought of the Month

"Think of it! when his body was taken from the cross and hastily placed in a borrowed tomb, he, the sinless son of God, had already taken upon him not only the sins and temptations of every human soul who will repent, but all of our sickness and grief and pain of every kind. He suffered these afflictions as we suffer them, according to the flesh. He suffered them all. He did this to perfect his mercy and his ability to lift us above every earthly trial."

Howard W. Hunter
"He is Risen," Ensign, May 1988

Friday, December 4, 2015

Seven Dumb Dwarfs by Jordan

One day there were
Once upon a time    seven dumb dwarfs. Their names were Slobber, Sleepy, Dummy, Silly, Grumpy, Doc, and Oger. Doc was the smart one, I think, I can't remember.
 "Doc are you the smart one."
 "No, I can't remember."
"Oh wait why can't you remember? You're telling the story."
 "Oh, then in that case, Oger you're the smart on."
"Agggh."
"Nevermind. Slobber, you're the smart one."
"Oothk."
"Nooo, never mind. Sleep are you smart?"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."
"Ahh! the story is almost over! Dummy, what is two plus two?"
"Twenty-one?"
"Incorrect. Silly don't tighten that bomb!"
Booooooom!
And all the seven dumb dwarfs die happily, not so ever after.
Posted by Melanie at 1:07 PM

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